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====== Villans ====== http://nine.frenchboys.net/villainness.php

The Bilious Fury

The Branded Tigress

The Dark Spider

The Deadly Serpent

The Festering She-Wolf

The Obscene Harlot

The Poisonous Hellcat

The Scarred Raven

The Shrivelled Harpy

The Terrible Shadow

Titania Falkwing

Ulrika the Forsaken

====== Clothing Style ====== http://nine.frenchboys.net/style.php

These clothes are in a comfortable style, mainly of cotton in subtle warm colors; flared pants and flared sleeves are common. There is considerable ornament, mostly in the form of beadwork.

These clothes are in a ethereal style, mainly of wool in vivid primary colors; wrap-around skirts and long sleeves are common. There is little ornament, mostly in the form of knotwork.

These clothes are in a primitive style, mainly of cotton in bold earth tones; slit skirts and sleeveless tops are common. There is moderate ornament, mostly in the form of fancy weaves.

These clothes are in a revealing style, mainly of wool in bright blues and greens; kilts and puffy sleeves are common. There is quite a lot of ornament, mostly in the form of applique.

These clothes are in a subdued style, mainly of synthetic fiber in bold reds and blues; trailing skirts and tailored shirts are common. There is moderate ornament, mostly in the form of geometric patterns.

These clothes are in a understated style, mainly of silk in muted reds and purples; form-fitting skirts and tight waists are common. There is a great deal of ornament, mostly in the form of fringe or lace.

These clothes are in a utilitarian style, mainly of cotton in subtle greens and browns; flared pants and flared sleeves are common. There is quite a lot of ornament, mostly in the form of fancy weaves.

These people wear comfortable clothing in bright reds and blues with quite a lot of decoration, mainly of knotwork. The usual materials are synthetic fiber or wool, with full skirts and baggy shirts.

These people wear dramatic clothing in bold primary colors with some decoration, mainly of geometric patterns. The usual materials are linen or cotton, with flared pants and tight waists.

These people wear dramatic clothing in subtle primary colors. The usual materials are silk or synthetic fiber, with bouffant skirts and flared sleeves. Some wear lockets or veils.

These people wear haphazard clothing in muted earth tones. The usual materials are cotton or leather, with tailored pants and baggy shirts. Some wear kerchiefs or metal bangles.

These people wear mostly cotton in colors such as bronze, saffron and lime green, and distinctive bonnets. The overall style is romantic and involves a lot of slit skirts and baggy shirts.

These people wear mostly cotton in colors such as ice blue, pale green and rose pink, and distinctive kerchiefs. The overall style is androgynous and involves a lot of straight pants and tight-fitting tops.

These people wear mostly cotton in colors such as turquoise, mauve and maroon, and distinctive veils. The overall style is eclectic and involves a lot of slit skirts and tight waists.

These people wear mostly silk in colors such as bronze, dove-grey and burgundy. The overall style is romantic and involves a lot of tailored pants, short capes and wooden beads or bangles.

These people wear mostly silk in colors such as forest green, lime green and yellow. The overall style is no-nonsense and involves a lot of straight pants, short tops and studded belts.

These people wear mostly synthetic fiber in colors such as black, coral and canary yellow, and distinctive bonnets. The overall style is androgynous and involves a lot of straight pants and shapeless tunics.

These people wear mostly wool in colors such as ivory, tawny and ice blue. The overall style is subdued and involves a lot of kilts, puffy sleeves and suspenders.

These people wear mostly wool in colors such as maroon, teal and saffron, and distinctive rings. The overall style is extravagant and involves a lot of baggy pants and tight-fitting tops.

These people wear mostly wool in colors such as sky blue, grass green and teal. The overall style is flamboyant and involves a lot of flared pants, flared sleeves and wristbands.

These people wear mostly wool in colors such as white, dark rose and violet. The overall style is primitive and involves a lot of tailored pants, tight waists and armbands.

These people wear no-nonsense clothing in vivid blues and greens. The usual materials are wool or synthetic fiber, with slit skirts and shapeless tunics. Some wear neckties or lockets.

These people wear primitive clothing in bold earth tones with a great deal of decoration, mainly of stripes and dots. The usual materials are synthetic fiber or wool, with baggy pants and long cloaks.

These people wear relaxed clothing in subtle jewel tones with a great deal of decoration, mainly of feathers and leaves. The usual materials are wool or synthetic fiber, with asymmetrical hemlines and tight-fitting tops.

These people wear risque clothing in subtle primary colors. The usual materials are synthetic fiber or vinyl, with flared pants and short capes. Some wear flashy jewelry or suspenders.

These people wear romantic clothing in soft reds and oranges with almost no decoration, mainly of geometric patterns. The usual materials are cotton or wool, with slit skirts and flared sleeves.

These people wear sensual clothing in soft reds and blues with a reasonable amount of decoration, mainly of fancy weaves. The usual materials are silk or synthetic fiber, with straight pants and short tops.

These people wear subdued clothing in bright cool colors with a great deal of decoration, mainly of fringe or lace. The usual materials are cotton or wool, with asymmetrical hemlines and long tunics.

These people wear subdued clothing in soft blues and purples. The usual materials are silk or leather, with knee-length pants and high collars. Some wear shawls or rings.

These people’s clothes are in a airy style, mostly made of cotton or silk in muted reds and oranges; trailing skirts and shapeless tunics are prevalent. Many wear close-fitting caps or bonnets.

These people’s clothes are in a airy style, mostly made of linen or cotton in bright reds and oranges; slit skirts and flared sleeves are prevalent.

These people’s clothes are in a dramatic style, mostly made of linen or cotton in bold reds and oranges; knee-length pants and short capes are prevalent.

These people’s clothes are in a eclectic style, mostly made of synthetic fiber or silk in bright jewel tones; form-fitting skirts and oversized shirts are prevalent.

These people’s clothes are in a eclectic style, mostly made of wool or synthetic fiber in bold greens and yellows; tailored pants and tailored shirts are prevalent.

These people’s clothes are in a flamboyant style, mostly made of silk or wool in vivid browns and blues; full skirts and long cloaks are prevalent. Many wear suspenders or wristbands.

These people’s clothes are in a haphazard style, mostly made of cotton or synthetic fiber in clear greens and browns; flared skirts and shapeless gowns are prevalent.

These people’s clothes are in a no-nonsense style, mostly made of wool or synthetic fiber in muted cool colors; tailored pants and shapeless gowns are prevalent. Many wear lockets or glass bangles.

These people’s clothes are in a relaxed style, mostly made of silk or synthetic fiber in faded earth tones; straight pants and shapeless gowns are prevalent. Many wear short boleros or wide-brimmed hats.

These people’s clothes are in a risque style, mostly made of wool or vinyl in subtle greens and browns; knee-length pants and puffy sleeves are prevalent.

These people’s clothes are in a sensual style, mostly made of linen or cotton in clear warm colors; flared pants and oversized shirts are prevalent. Many wear trailing sashes or long strings of beads.

These people’s clothes are in a sensual style, mostly made of wool or vinyl in bold primary colors; bouffant skirts and flared sleeves are prevalent.

These people’s clothes are in a simple style, mostly made of wool or silk in muted primary colors; wrap-around skirts and shapeless tunics are prevalent.

These people’s clothes are in a subdued style, mostly made of silk or linen in vivid warm colors; drawstring pants and tight-fitting tops are prevalent.

These people’s clothes are in a subdued style, mostly made of synthetic fiber or cotton in faded earth tones; knee-length pants and high collars are prevalent. Many wear shawls or wide-brimmed hats.

These people’s style is generally airy, featuring a lot of trailing skirts and low necklines. They wear colors such as burgundy, gold and lavender. The usual material is linen.

These people’s style is generally exaggerated, featuring a lot of knee-length pants and short capes. They wear colors such as gold, blood red and turquoise. The usual material is wool.

These people’s style is generally fussy, featuring a lot of trailing skirts and shapeless gowns. They wear colors such as sapphire, tawny and pale green. The usual material is synthetic fiber.

These people’s style is generally relaxed, featuring a lot of trailing skirts and short tops. They wear colors such as dark rose, scarlet and tawny. The usual material is wool.

These people’s style is generally simple, featuring a lot of flared skirts and puffy sleeves. They wear colors such as dark rose, violet and burgundy. The usual material is wool.

These people’s style is generally utilitarian, featuring a lot of drawstring pants and shapeless tunics. They wear colors such as baby blue, black and yellow. The usual material is synthetic fiber.

====== outfits ====== http://nine.frenchboys.net/outfit.php

This blouse of orange silk is adorned with black lace.

This blouse of peach linen is decorated with tiny gemstones.

This coat of marigold silk is ornamented with seed pearls.

This grass-green silk doublet and short pants appear to have been made for an elephant.

This is a blouse made of mauve satin and scattered with butterflies in red.

This is a blouse of blood red cotton scattered with cobweb designs. With it is a red linen cloak.

This is a blouse of maroon linen patterned with flowers and vines. With it is a ice-blue brocade jacket.

This is a coat made of orange linen and embroidered with tiny dots in forest green.

This is a coat made of purple silk and embroidered with oak leaves in indigo.

This is a doublet of red velvet woven with acorns. With it is a bronze satin hat.

This is a long-sleeved tunic of dark rose cotton sewn with cobweb designs. With it is a green silk sash.

This is a short-sleeved shirt made of tawny linen and bordered with flying birds in crimson.

This is a short-sleeved shirt of peacock blue velvet woven with tiny dots. With it is a ice-blue satin hat.

This is a short-sleeved tunic made of blood red linen and woven with ivy leaves in baby-blue.

This is a short-sleeved tunic made of blue silk and stitched with roses in ice-blue.

This is a short-sleeved tunic made of yellow velvet and covered with roses in emerald.

This is a smock made of burgundy satin and embroidered with ivy leaves in ice-blue.

This is a tunic made of dark rose satin and sewn with fishes in lavender.

This is a tunic made of green satin and patterned with diamonds in turquoise.

This is a tunic of blood red velvet bordered with flowers. With it is a canary yellow brocade cape.

This is a tunic of orange cotton embroidered with runes. With it is a black brocade vest.

This outfit consists of a blue silk waistcoat enlivened with ribbons and lace, and matching satin breeches.

This outfit consists of a coral cotton shirt embellished with various ribbons and medals, and matching wool trousers.

This outfit consists of a crimson silk short-sleeved tunic and rose-pink wool pants.

This outfit consists of a gold linen long-sleeved tunic decorated with heavy silk fringe, and matching cotton leggings.

This outfit consists of a gold linen waistcoat and baby-blue wool trousers.

This outfit consists of a grass-green satin tunic and plum cotton leggings.

This outfit consists of a green brocade long-sleeved shirt and coral silk skirt.

This outfit consists of a ivory satin waistcoat adorned with white lace, and matching silk skirt.

This outfit consists of a ivory satin waistcoat ornamented with gold braid, and matching linen breeches.

This outfit consists of a ivory velvet long-sleeved shirt and tawny silk short pants.

This outfit consists of a lavender wool short-sleeved tunic and blue silk leggings.

This outfit consists of a lavender wool tunic and baby-blue cotton trousers.

This outfit consists of a marigold silk short-sleeved shirt and turquoise satin trousers.

This outfit consists of a orange wool long-sleeved tunic and saffron velvet breeches.

This outfit consists of a pale green cotton singlet and emerald satin kilt.

This outfit consists of a peach satin long-sleeved tunic and violet silk short pants.

This outfit consists of a purple wool singlet and teal satin short pants.

This outfit consists of a scarlet brocade long-sleeved shirt and emerald velvet breeches.

This outfit consists of a scarlet brocade tabard decorated with heavy silk braid, and matching wool breeches.

This outfit consists of a sky-blue silk tabard enlivened with gilt lace, and matching cotton skirt.

This outfit consists of a tawny cotton blouse and blood red satin leggings.

This outfit consists of a turquoise wool robe and black brocade breeches.

This outfit consists of a violet velvet waistcoat trimmed with silver lace, and matching silk pants.

This robe of plum velvet is trimmed with glass beads.

This shirt of sapphire velvet is decorated with tiny gemstones.

This smock of red velvet is embellished with intricate beadwork.

This smock of turquoise brocade is adorned with intricate beadwork.

This smock of turquoise satin is embellished with ribbons and lace.

This waistcoat of white velvet is adorned with black lace.

======= Treasure ====== http://nine.frenchboys.net/treasure.php

This is a amphora made of obsidian and filled with copper coins.

This is a bronze and spinel crown. It does not seem entirely solid.

This is a gold and topaz brooch. It weighs very little for its size.

This is a pewter circlet set with emeralds and aquamarines. It is in a sorry state.

This is a platinum circlet set with garnets and sapphires. It is nearly pristine.

This is a sandalwood box containing a murky liquid.

You discover a bronze and amethyst chain. It glows dimly in the dark.

You discover a frame made of worn obsidian. It seems to compel your gaze.

You discover a ring made of pewter. It seems to compel your gaze.

You have found a vase made of platinum.

This is a chain made of obsidian. It is unnaturally cold to the touch.

This is a wand ornamented with garnets. It is in poor condition.

You discover a screen made of ebony. It is in sad disrepair.

You discover a vase made of steel and filled with a soft grey fungus.

You find a bronze clasp set with emeralds and tourmalines.

You find a steel and garnet clasp.

You have discovered a arrow inlaid with colored wood to depict a naked man.

You have discovered a figurine inlaid with ivory to depict a god. It is nearly pristine.

You have discovered a sphere made of greenish glass.

Your search reveals a mirror made of dull marble.

======= Curses ====== http://nine.frenchboys.net/epithet.php

Almighty bastard child of a filthy orc-raping goblin!

Aw, boff me with a white-hot curling iron!

Aw, defile me with a filthy corkscrew!

Aw, kiss my dimply, volatile backside!

Aw, kiss my screaming, giant tush!

Aw, screw me with a red-hot spork!

Aw, slap my filthy, wacky rear!

Aw, sodomize me with a blunt stick of dynamite!

Aw, spank my festering, swollen belly-button!

Aw, spork me with a filthy shovel!

Aw, tickle me with a filthy stick of dynamite!

Aw, tickle my crazy, festering earlobe!

Aw, tickle my volatile, pogo-sticking posterior!

Exalted mother of a volatile goblin-pleasing lobster!

Exalted son of a filthy trogg-molesting spider!

Flaming bastard child of a salivating squid-minded rat!

Flaming mother of a dimply rat-hating trogg!

Flaming son of a pestilent shrew-faced marsupial!

Glorious mother of a reptilian anaconda-raping marsupial!

Glorious mother of a reptilian marsupial-raping maggot!

Glorious son of a pestilent lobster-faced rat!

Great mother of a swollen spider-molesting platypus!

Great mother of a volatile reptile-abusing centipede!

Holy bastard child of a crazy trogg-minded scallywag!

Holy mother of a swollen trogg-brained rat!

Holy son of a crazy kangaroo-raping spider!

Immortal bastard child of a crazy giraffe-molesting kangaroo!

Immortal mother of a putrid marsupial-abusing orc!

Immortal mother of a screaming marsupial-breeding badger!

O bastard child of a reptilian giraffe-headed shrew!

O bastard child of a salivating rat-abusing scallywag!

Oh, bite my pogo-sticking, batty belly-button!

Oh, bite my salivating, filthy tush!

Oh, screw me with a red-hot muffin tin!

Oh, son of a dimply shrew-loving lobster!

Oh, spork me with a broken corkscrew!

Oh, violate me with a blackened icepick!

Oh, violate me with a serrated stapler!

Sacred bastard child of a filthy rat-loving worm!

Sacred bastard child of a swollen badger-pleasing scorpian!

Sacred mother of a bulbous centipede-molesting marsupial!

Unholy bastard child of a screaming platypus-molesting orc!

Unholy son of a festering scallywag-breeding squid!

Unholy son of a swollen orc-brained marsupial!

Well, bite my screwball, steaming earlobe!

Well, boff me with a pointy bone saw!

Well, slap me with a infected corkscrew!

Well, spank my steaming, screwball toe!

Well, tickle my screwball, steaming belly-button!

You bastard child of a screwball trogg-hating centipede!

======= plot twist ====== http://nine.frenchboys.net/plottwist.php

At this juncture a wild-eyed prince arrives and asks if anyone has seen his/her daughter.

At this point a doctor serves dinner.

At this point a goodnatured soldier arrives and begins asking questions.

At this point a hungover wizard arrives, at a run.

At this point a hyperactive shopper arrives and turns on the lights.

At this point a muscular geezer whispers to your protagonist’s spouse.

At this point a perky catgirl starts to hit on your protagonist’s sidekick.

At this point a sinister vampire draws a sword.

At this point a terrified psychic yells “SURPRISE!”.

At this point a wild-eyed scientist yells “FIRE!”.

At this point a wizard arrives and faints from loss of blood.

Just then a aviator begins asking questions.

Just then a bartender arrives and grabs your protagonist by the shirtfront.

Just then a busty police officer yells “FIRE!”.

Just then a cynical undertaker asks if anyone has seen his/her daughter.

Just then a macho scientist arrives, in tears.

Just then a waifish police officer arrives, with several children in tow.

Just then a well-meaning geezer arrives, dressed in black.

Just then the person you mentioned briefly in chapter 2 serves lunch.

Meanwhile a dwarf orders everyone to leave.

Meanwhile a goodnatured psychic shoots your protagonist’s mother.

Meanwhile a gorgeous aviator throws a tantrum.

Meanwhile a terrified window washer arrives and starts to hit on your protagonist’s mother.

Meanwhile a unwashed teenager starts to gossip.

Meanwhile a window washer arrives and asks for the time.

Meanwhile a woman arrives, waving a newspaper.

Meanwhile your protagonist’s sidekick arrives and imparts a dire warning.

Only a car chase can save this story.

Only a cryptic prophecy can save this story.

Only a rocket launcher can save this story.

Only a ticker-tape parade can save this story.

Suddenly a effeminate window washer arrives and performs an arcane ritual.

Suddenly a melodramatic maid arrives and calls the FBI.

Suddenly a paranoid lawyer arrives and grabs your protagonist by the shirtfront.

Suddenly a penniless barbarian arrives, bleeding from multiple stab wounds.

Suddenly a sex-crazed vampire arrives and starts to hit on your protagonist’s spouse.

Suddenly a vampire lobs a fireball.

Suddenly a waitress arrives, bleeding from multiple stab wounds.

Suddenly a well-meaning reporter arrives and yells “SURPRISE!”.

The scene changes, and a barbarian arrives, waving a newspaper.

The scene changes, and a domineering jogger starts to hit on your protagonist’s mother.

The scene changes, and a social worker yells “SURPRISE!”.

What you need now is a blizzard.

What you need now is fireworks.

What you need now is gratuitous sex.

Without warning a clumsy businessman arrives and starts to hit on your protagonist’s spouse.

Without warning a waitress begins locking the doors.

Without warning the person you mentioned briefly in chapter 2 starts to gossip.

Without warning your antagonist arrives, carrying a torch.

Without warning your protagonist’s sidekick yells “FIRE!”.

====== Fantasy Plots ====== http://nine.frenchboys.net/fantasyplot.php

A bashful seamstress wants to kill a clever demigod, and disaster ensues.

A beautiful courtesan and a shepherd seek a legendary grail in this tale of a heroic quest.

A beautiful prince hides among a band of gypsies. The result is silliness.

A besotted dryad notices a cantankerous sorceress, resulting in tragedy.

A besotted monster meets a wise demigoddess, resulting in romance.

A bitter gypsy takes revenge on a band of merfolk. The result is disaster.

A brash demigod falls in love with a virtuous peasant, and comedy ensues.

A brash tailor and a shepherdess seek a legendary grail in this tale of romance.

A brave mermaid and a elf seek a legendary grail in this tale of an epic struggle.

A clever demigod plays a prank on a band of gypsies. The result is an epic struggle.

A clumsy sailor and a stableboy seek a legendary god in this tale of farce.

A clumsy sorceror seeks advice from a beautiful midwife, and drama ensues.

A clumsy stableboy talks to a heroic shepherdess, and comedy ensues.

A dairymaid raised by merfolk spies on a mad tailor.

A dragon raised by dragons notices a mad tailor.

A dragon raised by peasants is hiding something from a brave stableboy.

A grief-stricken mermaid outwits a band of dragons. The result is weirdness.

A grief-stricken merman searches for a foolish demigod, resulting in danger.

A griffin raised by circus performers falls in love with a cantankerous demigoddess.

A headstrong peasant and a elf seek a legendary gateway in this tale of suspense.

A helpful merchant and a tinker seek a legendary map in this tale of suspense.

A helpful mermaid lectures a virtuous alchemist, resulting in weirdness.

A mad ghost runs away with a vindictive dwarf, resulting in suspense.

A mad gypsy and a tinker seek a legendary kingdom in this tale of true love.

A nymph raised by dwarves learns a secret from a mysterious troll.

A pixie raised by merfolk tricks a bitter griffin.

A proud farmer changes places with a heroic pixie, resulting in suspense.

A retired queen is adopted by a band of outlaws. The result is melodrama.

A soldier raised by circus performers seduces a mild-mannered prince.

A sorceress raised by witches goes in search of a bitter farmer.

A tailor raised by witches offers to help a vindictive stableboy.

A vindictive sailor kills a band of elves. The result is farce.

A virtuous dairymaid fights with a shy dragon, resulting in comedy.

A witch raised by desert nomads has something that belongs to a mild-mannered merchant.

In this story, dwarves and fairies clash with a wise nymph stuck in the middle.

In this story, elves and wolves clash with a kindly farmer stuck in the middle.

In this story, gypsies and dwarves clash with a lonely troll stuck in the middle.

In this story, gypsies and elves clash with a beautiful stableboy stuck in the middle.

In this story, mice and dwarves clash with a virtuous soldier stuck in the middle.

In this story, mice and robbers clash with a brave satyr stuck in the middle.

In this story, outlaws and gypsies clash with a cantankerous tinker stuck in the middle.

In this story, wolves and dwarves clash with a mild-mannered shepherd stuck in the middle.

This tale of a heroic quest begins when a cowardly sorceror seduces a retired king.

This tale of a heroic quest begins when a selfish prince teases a headstrong nymph.

This tale of an epic struggle begins when a besotted seamstress wants to marry a brash nymph.

This tale of chaos begins when a foolish demigod seeks advice from a practical witch.

This tale of danger begins when a clumsy seamstress argues with a bitter dragon.

This tale of danger begins when a practical tinker kills a naive sorceror.

This tale of disaster begins when a young shepherdess has something that belongs to a wise dairymaid.

This tale of melodrama begins when a clever dwarf befriends a bitter tailor.

====== People ====== http://nine.frenchboys.net/

Chrisva is a businesslike thatcher with blond hair and grayish blue eyes, who owns a dog.

Cripai is a undemonstrative carpenter who keeps a pet mouse and has blue-black hair and greenish gray eyes.

Dywy is a snippy aging governess with blue-black hair and silver eyes.

Kaci is a pleasant fortuneteller who is terrified of dogs and has sandy hair and black eyes.

Nahelia is a brash governess with light brown hair and greenish blue eyes, who dresses oddly.

Supia is a businesslike sorceror with white hair and grayish blue eyes, who appears to be blind.

Taniga is a assertive farrier with ash blond hair and bluish green eyes, who keeps a pet raven.

Vais is a aging madam with blond hair, light brown eyes, and a romantic personality.

Vydar is a apologetic peddler who is addicted to gambling and has red hair and hazel eyes.

Yavivi is a bland hunter with blond hair and silver eyes, who is remarkably plump.

A buxom woman wearing a rose-colored swimsuit. She has glassy light blue eyes and her stringy black hair is short and spiky. She acts anxious, and has a round face.

A chubby woman wearing a cream-colored leotard. She has wide grey-blue eyes and her bushy black hair is shoulder-length. She acts earnest, and has a sardonic smile.

A fat woman wearing a tangerine leotard. She has sunken grey-blue eyes and her coarse dark-brown hair is very short. She acts hyper, and has a mole.

A squat woman wearing a striped sundress. She has piercing hazel eyes and her oily ash-blonde hair is in a long braid. She acts grouchy, and has a very obvious birthmark.

A statuesque woman wearing a grey leotard. She has sunken dark brown eyes and her bushy blue-black hair is in complicated braids. She acts angry, and has a sardonic smile.

A willowy woman wearing a lavender bathrobe. She has glassy violet-blue eyes and her stringy dark-brown hair is short and spiky. She acts vague, and has a missing tooth.

This busty, serious woman has wispy light-brown hair, violet-blue eyes and a cold. She wears a red dress.

This gaunt, gentle woman has shaggy brown hair, dark brown eyes and a missing tooth. She wears a red dress.

This gaunt, mild-mannered man has lustrous bleach-blonde hair, blue eyes and a sardonic smile. He wears a cream-colored turtleneck and a belt.

This large, cheerful man has tangled blonde hair, light blue eyes and a long nose. He wears a brown tank top and a bandana.

This lean, mild-mannered man has fuzzy bleach-blonde hair, grey-green eyes and a high voice. He wears a white shirt and a necktie.

This man is slim, with slitted dark brown eyes and wiry strawberry-blonde hair worn in a long ponytail. He is wearing a forest green sweater and seems anxious.

This skinny, cheerful woman has silky ash-blonde hair, dark eyes and a very obvious birthmark. She wears a cream-colored sweater and a beret.

This slight, arrogant man has lustrous strawberry-blonde hair, hazel eyes and a missing tooth. He wears a sky blue vest and a necktie.

This stocky, flighty man has oily black hair, aquamarine eyes and a barely noticeable birthmark. He wears a white coat and a necktie.

This thin, grouchy man has bushy red hair, hazel eyes and a bulbous nose. He wears a scarlet vest.

This woman is pudgy, with narrow grey eyes and coarse flaxen hair worn in a feathery bob. She is wearing a pink leotard and seems energetic.

This woman is slim, with beady hazel eyes and lustrous red hair worn loose and messy. She is wearing a lemon yellow sweater and seems fanatical.

This woman is small, with slitted brown eyes and bushy blonde hair worn in long curls. She is wearing a paisley dress and seems kindly.

This woman is thin, with sunken grey-blue eyes and oily grey hair worn dreadlocked. She is wearing a royal blue jacket and seems fanatical.

A corpulent woman wearing a charcoal sundress. She has slitted dark eyes and her wispy dark-brown hair is loose and messy. She acts snobbish, and has a raspy voice.

A full-figured woman wearing a violet coat. She has beady light brown eyes and her silky red hair is in a feathery bob. She acts meek, and has a terrible case of acne.

A gangly woman wearing a taupe miniskirt. She has slitted green eyes and her silky sandy hair is short and tidy. She acts hyper, and has a loud laugh.

A heavyset woman wearing a hot pink shirt. She has slitted blue eyes and her lustrous white hair is in a mohawk. She acts easygoing, and has a round face.

A lanky woman wearing a tan jacket. She has bloodshot grey-green eyes and her kinky dark-brown hair is in tortured curls. She acts energetic, and has a square jaw.

A sinewy man wearing a pea-green leotard. He has bulging light brown eyes and his matted light-brown hair is collar-length. He acts rude, and has a mild case of acne.

A skinny man wearing a olive green shirt. He has large dark brown eyes and his unruly golden hair is collar-length. He acts gentle, and has a cold.

This barrel-chested, bossy man has flyaway strawberry-blonde hair, dark eyes and a bulbous nose. He wears a forest green kilt.

This enormous, snobbish man has greasy blue-black hair, green eyes and a snub nose. He wears a lilac coat.

This lanky, naive woman has unruly ash-blonde hair, dark brown eyes and a pierced eyebrow. She wears a striped tank top and a hat.

This man is brawny, with squinty blue eyes and wiry light-brown hair worn collar-length. He is wearing a rust-colored turtleneck and seems shy.

This man is gangly, with squinty light blue eyes and lustrous brown hair worn short and businesslike. He is wearing a hot pink swimsuit and seems dimwitted.

This man is thin, with guileless blue eyes and frizzy auburn hair worn in a mohawk. He is wearing a tangerine vest and seems angry.

This slight, worried man has silky bleach-blonde hair, light brown eyes and a very obvious birthmark. He wears a pea-green tank top and a necktie.

This squat, sociable man has kinky ash-blonde hair, grey eyes and a black eye. He wears a cream-colored T-shirt.

This stocky, snobbish man has frizzy blonde hair, dark brown eyes and a small tattoo. He wears a turquoise tank top and a hat.

This tall, dimwitted woman has downy chestnut hair, blue eyes and a cold. She wears a green blouse and a scarf.

This woman is diminutive, with wide-set light brown eyes and flyaway brown hair worn in tortured curls. She is wearing a sepia evening gown and seems kindly.

This woman is enormous, with piercing light blue eyes and coarse red hair worn short and tidy. She is wearing a yellow skirt and seems meek.

This woman is muscular, with nearsighted dark eyes and coarse strawberry-blonde hair worn short and messy. She is wearing a grey evening gown and seems flighty.

This analytical, scatterbrained dancer has reddish brown skin, brown eyes, and brown hair. She is delicate, with a bland, square face. She is unmarried and lives alone.

This brown-haired, blue-eyed woman is a dressmaker with an athletic build and round, bland face. She is judgmental and snippy, and is interested mainly in calligraphy.

This calculating, sociable fisherman has ebony skin, brown eyes, and dark brown hair. She is delicate, with a square-jawed face. Her main interest is money.

This dark brown-haired, hazel-eyed man is a shoemaker with a muscular build and pudgy face. He is brave and smug, and is interested mainly in astronomy.

This is a tall, nearly white-skinned woman with straight blond hair. She is a sensible dock worker with an interest in children. She is married, with a single daughter.

This man is a greedy mercenary who is usually charismatic. He has close-cropped auburn hair, black eyes, and golden brown skin. He is heavy with a round, flat face.

This man is lanky and golden brown-skinned, with a thin face. He has coarse, grey hair and blue eyes. He is a brewer who is loving by nature, though ironical.

This timid, snippy potter has olive skin, grey-green eyes, and black hair. He is willowy, with a craggy face. He is married, with a single son.

This woman is big-boned and ebony-skinned, with a sharp-featured face. She has wavy, brown hair and grey-green eyes. She is a chandler who is sensible by nature, and undemonstrative.

This woman is muscular and nearly white-skinned, with a thin face. She has wavy, golden brown hair and grey eyes. She is a midwife who is loving by nature, as well as inquisitive.

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The Adept of Astrology is said to be a horrible fiend, who dwells in a remote village, seeking a lost artifact of power.

The Adept of Astrology is said to be quite a young man, who dwells on another plane, seeking to resurrect an ancient hero.

The Adept of Auspices lives in a castle made of ice. She is said to be quite a young woman, who was once a swan.

The Adept of Fortune is said to be a woman of great beauty, who dwells among the ruins of a great city, seeking to destroy all rivals.

The Adept of Prophecy lives deep beneath the earth. He is said to be a mere youth, whose only child was slain in battle.

The Adept of Revenants is said to be the king’s discarded mistress, who dwells in a remote village, seeking the meaning of life.

The Adept of Shadows lives in an underground palace. He is said to be a dwarf, who wears a black mask.

The Beneficent Sorcerer lives somewhere in the forests. He is said to be a child in appearance, whose beloved was abducted.

The Beneficent Visionary lives in a distant city. He is said to be a cursed nobleman, who committed an unspeakable crime.

The Black Magician is said to be a dwarf, who dwells in a distant city, seeking paradise.

The Black Mystic is said to be the king’s discarded mistress, who dwells somewhere in the desert, seeking enlightenment.

The Chatelaine of Terror is said to be a shadowy figure, who dwells somewhere in the desert, seeking to raise the dead.

The Chatelaine of Winds is said to be a wizened crone, who dwells in a distant city, seeking to resurrect an ancient hero.

The Commander of Divination lives somewhere in the hills. He is said to be a formidable warrior, who shuns the light of day.

The Commander of Misfortune is said to be a renegade priest, who dwells somewhere in the forests, seeking ultimate power.

The Commander of Terror lives deep beneath the sea. He is said to be a tall man with burning eyes, whose only child was slain in battle.

The Commander of Transformation is said to be a mere youth, who dwells in the sky, seeking the gates of hell.

The Dark Magician is said to be an incubus, who dwells deep beneath the sea, seeking forgiveness.

The Dark Mystic lives in a hidden cavern. She is said to be quite a young woman, whose people cast her out.

The Eldritch Alchemist is said to be a centaur, who dwells in a castle made of mirrors, seeking the meaning of life.

The Eldritch Witch lives on another plane. She is said to be a hideous hag, crossed in love.

The Eldritch Wizard is said to be a shadowy figure, who dwells in a castle made of mirrors, seeking to create a new form of life.

The Fearsome Astronomer lives deep beneath the earth. She is said to be a dwarf, who was once a dragon.

The Fearsome Hedge-Witch lives in an underground palace. She is said to be a child in appearance, who disguised herself in order to learn her craft.

The Fey Alchemist is said to be the queen of a vanished race, who dwells somewhere in the hills, seeking eternal youth.

The Forgotten Seer lives among the ruins of a great city. He is said to be an incubus, whose people cast him out.

The Grey Alchemist lives in a remote village. He is said to be a very old man, whose wife betrayed him.

The Grey Mystic lives on a remote sea isle. He is said to be a centaur, disdained by his fellow practitioners.

The High Seer lives somewhere over the sea. He is said to be a child in appearance, who killed his children.

The Holy Alchemist lives on a remote sea isle. She is said to be a dwarf, whose lover betrayed her.

The Holy Sorceress is said to be a mermaid, who dwells somewhere in the forests, seeking a lost artifact of power.

The Keeper of Air lives on another plane. She is said to be a tiny creature, aged before her time.

The Keeper of Glory is said to be a mermaid, who dwells somewhere in the hills, seeking to raise the dead.

The Keeper of Metallurgy is said to be a child in appearance, who dwells in the sky, seeking a lost artifact of power.

The Keeper of Potions lives in a remote village. She is said to be a hideous hag, who has forsworn the love of men.

The Kindly Herbalist lives among the ruins of a great city. He is said to be a dwarf, who lives on blood and bones.

The King of Constellations is said to be a mere youth, who dwells on another plane, seeking a legendary treasure.

The Lord of Darkness lives in the sky. He is said to be a child in appearance, who is fond of tea.

The Lord of Metallurgy is said to be a tiny creature, who dwells somewhere in the hills, seeking the end of the world.

The Master of Serpents lives in a distant city. He is said to be a shadowy figure, who is fond of tea.

The Mighty Haruspex is said to be a mere youth, who dwells in a castle made of mirrors, seeking the fulfillment of a prophecy.

The Mistress of Conjury is said to be a wood nymph, who dwells somewhere in the hills, seeking the gates of hell.

The Perilous Herbalist lives on a remote sea isle. He is said to be a tall man with burning eyes, disdained by his fellow practitioners.

The Queen of Constellations lives in a castle made of silver. She is said to be a very old woman, fabulously wealthy.

The Recondite Enchanter lives in a hidden cavern. He is said to be a renegade priest, who killed his children.

The Red Thaumaturge lives in a distant city. He is said to be quite a young man, fallen from the emperor’s favor.

The Weird Thaumaturge lives in a hidden cavern. She is said to be the queen of a vanished race, who was once a dragon.

The Wielder of Madness lives among the ruins of a great city. He is said to be an incubus, who came from a far land.

The Wielder of Misfortune is said to be a woman of great beauty, who dwells high in the mountains, seeking to resurrect an ancient hero. The Wielder of Wood-Lore lives in a remote village. He is said to be a tall man with burning eyes, aged before his time.

====== cities ====== This huge city is well-populated. It stands near the coast and is mainly constructed of brick. It is defended by local militia and its most noteworthy feature is the detailed murals.

This huge, bustling city in the heart of the kingdom is best known as a haven for the arts. The majority of its inhabitants are involved in metalwork, and it is considered noteworthy for its lush public gardens.

This huge, not very populous city on the fringes of civilization is best known as the birthplace of a famous hero. The majority of its inhabitants are involved in metalwork, and it is considered noteworthy for its hot springs.

This huge, not very populous city on the fringes of civilization is best known as the birthplace of a famous hero. The majority of its inhabitants are involved in textiles, and it is considered noteworthy for its red light district.

This huge, prosperous city near the coast is best known as the capital of a fallen empire. The majority of its inhabitants are involved in mining, and it is considered noteworthy for its large and busy market square.

This is a huge, curiously empty city built predominantly of granite and defended by a formidable army. It is well known for its eclectic architectural style. Most of its revenue comes from spices.

This is a large, not very populous city built predominantly of timber and defended by elaborate triple walls. It is well known for its fancifully paved streets. Most of its revenue comes from foreign trade.

This is a moderate-sized, bustling city built predominantly of adobe and defended by elaborate triple walls. It is well known for its majestic castle. Most of its revenue comes from horse trading.

This is a moderate-sized, extremely crowded city built predominantly of red brick and defended by elaborate triple walls. It is well known for its colorful tiled roofs. Most of its revenue comes from pottery.

This is a moderate-sized, extremely crowded city built predominantly of rock and defended by local militia. It is well known for its red light district. Most of its revenue comes from spices.

This is a moderate-sized, prosperous city built predominantly of red brick and defended by an elite band of mercenaries. It is well known for its underground labyrinth. Most of its revenue comes from textiles.

This is a moderate-sized, sprawling city built predominantly of brick and defended by a formidable army. It is well known for its exceptionally pure water. Most of its revenue comes from metalwork.

This is a moderate-sized, sprawling city built predominantly of timber and defended by a formidable army. It is well known for its yearly harvest festival. Most of its revenue comes from leather goods.

This is a modest, crowded city built predominantly of brick and defended by a somewhat lackadaisical city guard. It is well known for its beautiful central square. Most of its revenue comes from agriculture.

This is a modest, not very populous city built predominantly of brick and defended by local militia. It is well known for its eclectic architectural style. Most of its revenue comes from horse trading.

This is a modest, not very populous city built predominantly of granite and defended by thick walls. It is well known for its massive carved gates. Most of its revenue comes from leather goods.

This is a modest, prosperous city built predominantly of red brick and defended by thick walls. It is well known for its lush public gardens. Most of its revenue comes from warfare.

This is a modest, prosperous city built predominantly of timber and defended by a deep and treacherous moat. It is well known for its eclectic architectural style. Most of its revenue comes from smuggling.

This is a small, bustling city built predominantly of rock and defended by spiked walls. It is well known for its red light district. Most of its revenue comes from smuggling.

This is a small, crowded city built predominantly of granite and defended by an elite band of mercenaries. It is well known for its large and busy market square. Most of its revenue comes from smuggling.

This is a small, curiously empty city built predominantly of granite and defended by arcane spells. It is well known for its exceptionally pure water. Most of its revenue comes from magic and wizardry.

This is a small, curiously empty city built predominantly of rock and defended by elaborate triple walls. It is well known for its large and busy market square. Most of its revenue comes from leather goods.

This is a small, extremely crowded city built predominantly of adobe and defended by amazons. It is well known for its huge marble temple. Most of its revenue comes from leather goods.

This is a small, not very populous city built predominantly of rock and defended by elven archers. It is well known for its detailed murals. Most of its revenue comes from the black market.

This is a small, sprawling city built predominantly of rock and defended by a deep and treacherous moat. It is well known for its beautiful central square. Most of its revenue comes from leather goods.

This large city is bustling. It stands beside the sea and is mainly constructed of rock. It is defended by a deep and treacherous moat and its most noteworthy feature is the series of elaborate fountains.

This large city is crowded. It stands deep in a forest and is mainly constructed of rock. It is defended by spiked walls and its most noteworthy feature is the remarkably beautiful women.

This large city is extremely crowded. It stands in the mountains and is mainly constructed of stone. It is defended by a somewhat lackadaisical city guard and its most noteworthy feature is the preponderance of equestrian statues.

This large city is not very populous. It stands beside the sea and is mainly constructed of brick. It is defended by thick walls and its most noteworthy feature is the monument to a fallen hero.

This large city is prosperous. It stands near the coast and is mainly constructed of brick. It is defended by a formidable army and its most noteworthy feature is the beautiful central square.

This large, curiously empty city astride a river is best known as a backwater. The majority of its inhabitants are involved in warfare, and it is considered noteworthy for its series of elaborate fountains.

This large, extremely crowded city deep in a forest is best known as a sink of iniquity. The majority of its inhabitants are involved in horse trading, and it is considered noteworthy for its hot springs.

This large, sprawling city in the mountains is best known as a haven for the arts. The majority of its inhabitants are involved in textiles, and it is considered noteworthy for its hot springs.

This large, well-populated city on a major trade route is best known as the site of an historic battle. The majority of its inhabitants are involved in the black market, and it is considered noteworthy for its preponderance of equestrian statues.

This moderate-sized city is not very populous. It stands in a deep valley and is mainly constructed of adobe. It is defended by elaborate triple walls and its most noteworthy feature is the huge marble temple.

This moderate-sized city is well-populated. It stands deep in a forest and is mainly constructed of rock. It is defended by a highly trained city guard and its most noteworthy feature is the large and busy market square.

This moderate-sized, not very populous city on a major trade route is best known as a sink of iniquity. The majority of its inhabitants are involved in pottery, and it is considered noteworthy for its beautiful central square.

This modest city is bustling. It stands at the edge of a desert and is mainly constructed of stone. It is defended by elven archers and its most noteworthy feature is the red light district.

This modest city is bustling. It stands in a deep valley and is mainly constructed of adobe. It is defended by an elite band of mercenaries and its most noteworthy feature is the imposing bell tower.

This modest city is curiously empty. It stands beside a river and is mainly constructed of timber. It is defended by spiked walls and its most noteworthy feature is the ruinous tax rate.

This modest city is prosperous. It stands on a major trade route and is mainly constructed of rock. It is defended by local militia and its most noteworthy feature is the monument to a fallen hero.

This modest, crowded city in the heart of the kingdom is best known as a backwater. The majority of its inhabitants are involved in foreign trade, and it is considered noteworthy for its yearly harvest festival.

This modest, crowded city near the coast is best known as a cultural mecca. The majority of its inhabitants are involved in smuggling, and it is considered noteworthy for its colorful elven quarter.

This modest, extremely crowded city beside the sea is best known as the site of an historic battle. The majority of its inhabitants are involved in leather goods, and it is considered noteworthy for its massive carved gates.

This small city is curiously empty. It stands beside a river and is mainly constructed of adobe. It is defended by elven archers and its most noteworthy feature is the monument to a fallen hero.

This small city is extremely crowded. It stands in the mountains and is mainly constructed of granite. It is defended by a formidable army and its most noteworthy feature is the huge marble temple.

This small city is not very populous. It stands astride a river and is mainly constructed of red brick. It is defended by amazons and its most noteworthy feature is the beautiful central square.

This small city is prosperous. It stands deep in a forest and is mainly constructed of adobe. It is defended by amazons and its most noteworthy feature is the lavish mausoleum.

This small, extremely crowded city on the fringes of civilization is best known as a playground for the wealthy. The majority of its inhabitants are involved in smuggling, and it is considered noteworthy for its preponderance of equestrian statues.

This small, well-populated city astride a river is best known as the site of an historic battle. The majority of its inhabitants are involved in metalwork, and it is considered noteworthy for its monument to a fallen hero.

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A burnt odor pervades in this colossal room. The flooring is gleaming hardwood, while the walls are cheerily splashed in stark white.

A sweet fragrance reminiscent of incense is palpable in this high-ceilinged room. The flooring is covered with an impressive oriental rug, while the walls are painted with sky blue.

A vague mustiness fills the air in this cavernous room. The flooring is gleaming hardwood, while the walls are haphazardly painted in utilitarian grey.

Cigar smoke reaches your nose in this small room. The flooring is adorned by a simple country rag rug, while the walls are wallpapered with pea green.

Cigar smoke tickles your nose in this ample room. The flooring is cold flagstone, while the walls are splashed with white.

It’s a colossal room, but quite sunny. The walls are covered in graffiti, broken up by tattered, bright yellow curtains on the windows.

It’s a confined room, but quite filled with light. The walls are splashed in pale pink, broken up by basic, blue curtains on the windows.

It’s a high-ceilinged room, but quite sun-filled. The walls are painted in dark rose, broken up by plain, utilitarian grey curtains on the windows.

It’s a humble room, but quite well lit. The walls are an ornate pattern of bricks, broken up by lacy, utilitarian grey curtains on the windows.

It’s a simple room, with walls cheerily splashed in a dull beige and a floor that’s covered with an impressive oriental rug. It is silvery and moonlit, though rather grand.

It’s a simple room, with walls haphazardly painted in a dull beige and a floor that’s tiled marble. It is badly lit, though rather adequate.

It’s a simple room, with walls painted in pale pink and a floor that’s carpeted in nondescript beige. It is dim, though rather grand.

It’s a simple room, with walls papered in a drab white and a floor that’s a dizzying pattern of tiling. It is adequately lit, though rather colossal.

It’s a small room, but quite suprisingly sunny. The walls are wallpapered in springtime green, broken up by thin, hospitalish green-beige curtains on the windows.

It’s a spacious room, but quite silvery and moonlit. The walls are an ornate pattern of bricks, broken up by delicate, sky blue curtains on the windows.

It’s a tomblike room, but quite brightly lit. The walls are brick, broken up by heavy, dark rose curtains on the windows.

The floor in this room is a dizzying pattern of tiling. The walls are a dull beige with a border of pale pink along the bottom. A burnt odor can be faintly detected, until the warm breeze from the open window dissipates it.

The floor in this room is a patchwork of small rugs. The walls are pale pink with a border of utilitarian grey along the top and bottom. Cigar smoke hangs in the air, though the invigorating blast of air from the open window dissipates it.

The floor in this room is adorned by a simple country rag rug. The walls are an ugly orange with a border of white along the top. A vague mustiness is quite evident, until the chilly draft from the open window dissipates it.

The floor in this room is dark blue carpet. The walls are dark green with a border of deep amethyst along the middle and bottom. An unpleasant mildew smell permeates the room, though the surprising breeze from the open window dissipates it.

The floor in this room is plain unfinished wood. The walls are a soft amber with a border of sky blue along the middle. The scent of autumn leaves hits you like a wall, until the unexpected draft from the open window dissipates it.

The floor is plain wood, painted a drab white and accented with a aqua rug that fits the low-ceilinged room nicely.

The floor is plain wood, painted an ugly orange and accented with a hospitalish green-beige rug that fits the low-ceilinged room nicely.

The floor is plain wood, painted dark green and accented with a pale pink rug that fits the small room nicely.

The floor is plain wood, painted pea green and accented with a dusky blue rug that fits the high-ceilinged room nicely.

The floor is plain wood, painted pea green and accented with a lavender rug that fits the cavernous room nicely.

The room is adequately lit, and ample. The floor is dark blue carpet. One wall is haphazardly painted in an ugly orange, while the rest are blue.

The room is dim and shadowy, and vast. The floor is dark blue carpet. One wall is tiled in a warm brown evocative of cocoa, while the rest are pea green.

The room is dreary, and echoing. The floor is a checkerboard of tiles. One wall is painted in a soft amber, while the rest are dark rose.

The room is shadowy, and small. The floor is adorned by a simple country rag rug. One wall is tiled in a drab white, while the rest are utilitarian grey.

The walls in this echoing room are covered in graffiti. A sudden gust comes through an open window, stirring the pea green curtains.

The walls in this grand room are cheerily splashed with deep amethyst. A unseasonal wind comes through an open window, stirring the aqua curtains.

The walls in this humble room are painted with dark green. A surprising blast of air comes through an open window, stirring the aqua curtains.

The walls in this vast room are splashed with a warm brown evocative of cocoa. A soft gust comes through an open window, stirring the dusky blue curtains.

The window curtains, basic and bright yellow, blow in the mild draft. The floor is plush white carpet, the walls are cheerily splashed with pea green.

The window curtains, delicate and lavender, blow in the gentle wind. The floor is carpeted in nondescript beige, the walls are tiled with pale pink.

The window curtains, delicate and springtime green, blow in the unexpected wind. The floor is covered with an impressive oriental rug, the walls are obscured entirely by floor to ceiling bookshelves.

The window curtains, heavy and bright yellow, blow in the sudden gust. The floor is a patchwork of small rugs, the walls are haphazardly painted with utilitarian grey.

The window curtains, heavy and dusky blue, blow in the surprising blast of air. The floor is a dizzying pattern of tiling, the walls are covered in graffiti.

The window curtains, plain and deep amethyst, blow in the sudden draft. The floor is plush white carpet, the walls are haphazardly painted with bright yellow.

There are tattered curtains decorating the open windows in this ample room. A sawdusty smell that lingers here is stirred by the brisk blast of air from the windows.

There are thin curtains decorating the open windows in this tomblike room. The scent of autumn leaves that tickles your nose is stirred by the sudden blast of air from the windows.

This colossal room is suprisingly sunny. The walls are splashed with springtime green. A burnt odor is noticeable. The floor is plush white carpet.

This confined room is bathed in sunlight. The walls are wallpapered with lavender. A sweet fragrance reminiscent of incense fills the air. The floor is plush white carpet.

This grand room is sun-filled. The walls are haphazardly painted with deep amethyst. A sawdusty smell is quite evident. The floor is plush white carpet.

This high-ceilinged room is bathed in sunlight. The walls are dark green. A sweet fragrance reminiscent of incense hangs in the air. The floor is tiled marble.

This high-ceilinged room is dim. The walls are tiled with dark green. Cigar smoke fills the room. The floor is carpeted in nondescript beige.

This insignificant room is badly lit. The walls are papered with dark rose. A sweet fragrance reminiscent of incense can be faintly detected. The floor is an intricate design of ceramic tiles.

This low-ceilinged room is dreary. The walls are cheerily splashed in springtime green. An unpleasant mildew smell tickles your nose. The floor is peeling linoleum.

This modest room is dingy. The walls are dark rose. The scent of autumn leaves lingers here. The floor is adorned by a simple country rag rug.