The True and Proper Diary of <Stylized H>

Frag­ments of a di­ary found in the H’s Tow­er, in Brink.

Octus/373

Well, man­aged to de­stroy an­oth­er tow­er tday. Quite past time to move, any­ways - mor an­noy­ances ar­riv­ing di­aly.

But where to?????

Math took good hill along WW to­wards an­noy­ance. Fool can have it! rocky swamp means Suth far too drea­ry, nd DAMP! Gri­moire nvr been quite right since fun­gus in­ves­ta­tion. Even on dry patch there’s all to­geth­er too much buzzing around down there. Keepr is an agree­able fel­low. But, Ia­juxxa, a nas­ti­er piece of work is naught to be found this side of <moon sym­bol­>. Hm­m­m­m, mabee some of the an­noy­ances will clip hurr wings, ha! Feed hurr brood mor like­ly. Al­though that idea is quite…

[Note to self: look in­to ma­nip­u­lat­ing dull eye­d, greedy heart an­noy­ances in­to deal­ing w/ I.]

Octus/373

Sigh, it rained last night. Top­less tow­ers are re­marked­ly poor at keep­ing out wa­ter. Chig­wiz cm­plains I even grumpi­er when wet. Mther, of course, sid­ed with him.

Bored w/out a lab. I sup­pose back to home hunt­ing. Nrth is right out, ob­vioslee. Why even broach it? Am I talk­ing w/ self again? Oh, tea’s ready, last of the Goose­ber­ry Leaf that swell fairy chap gift­ed me.

Out­rageas!!! Pok­ing about dur­ing tea time! An­noy­ances these days! Naught the de­cen­cy to wait un­til I va­cate be­fore ran­sack­ing the place. Wud be quite put up­on if I had to kill one or two. Stil­l, I’ve half a mind to leave a pest or two. Re­minder that it’s not prop­er to burst in uninivt­ed, not prop­er at al­l. Dou­bles dur­ing tea time!

Novus/373

Argh!!! Again this morhing. Dis­tur­burs of the peace, vi­o­laturs of sanc­ti­ty, mo­lesturs of pro­pri­ety. You wud not be­lieve the rukus made against my door. I wud, I do, I was there. Alls the pity you were half asleep. They ran straight away be­fore you got on­to the good spell­s. Wait, who are you<<I talk­ing to. An­noy­ances, erod­ing my san­i­ty!

That takes it, damn the in­ven­to­ry! Mov­ing tonight. Be­sides I pro­cured a cozy lit­tle place, great views, and best of al­l: se­clud­ed up a path less took. Even Moth­er ap­proves.